{"id":654,"date":"2011-12-07T13:20:10","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T11:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hen.co.za\/blog\/?p=654"},"modified":"2011-12-07T13:20:10","modified_gmt":"2011-12-07T11:20:10","slug":"dont-mess-with-riften","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hen.co.za\/blog\/2011\/12\/dont-mess-with-riften\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t mess with Riften"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another Skyrim tale to tell. The other day I was in Riften minding my own business (secret thieve stuff or something) when a dragon attacked. It was almost evening. I ran, looking for the best places to hide, attack and so on. It wasn&#8217;t long before the whole town got into the fight and some chaos followed. The dragon landed behind the temple of Mara (doing the things dragons do while on the ground). I rushed in for the kill &#8211; but before I could claim the dragon all by myself the rest of the town was there &#8211; all slashing, slicing, shooting (biting and scratching if they could). The poor dragon didn&#8217;t stand a chance! It was the quickest dragon kill I&#8217;ve seen to date. I almost felt sorry for him!<\/p>\n<p>So, next time you&#8217;re in Riften, show some respect! These folks don&#8217;t play with dragons&#8230; they have them for a midnight snack! Ouch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another Skyrim tale to tell. The other day I was in Riften minding my own business (secret thieve stuff or something) when a dragon attacked. It was almost evening. I ran, looking for the best places to hide, attack and &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hen.co.za\/blog\/2011\/12\/dont-mess-with-riften\/\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[106,40,38,105],"class_list":["post-654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts","tag-elder-scrolls","tag-fun","tag-games","tag-skyrim"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hen.co.za\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hen.co.za\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hen.co.za\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hen.co.za\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hen.co.za\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=654"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hen.co.za\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":656,"href":"https:\/\/hen.co.za\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions\/656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hen.co.za\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hen.co.za\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hen.co.za\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}